JOKE

Ever wondered about people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here is a little math that might prove helpful...

What makes life 100%?

IF:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


Then:

HARDWORK would be
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 =98%

KNOWLEDGE would be
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5=96%


BUT,

ATTITUDE
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 =100%

And,

BULL SHIT
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20=103%

So it stands to reason that hardowork and knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and BULLSHIT will take you over the top.

But look how far ass kissing will take you.

ASSKISSING
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7=118%

So the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%, You know what is required of you. :)

Anonymous/5:24 PM

trg starts at two ar...*changE* 1.30 for shooters....toodles

enamored_hunn/11:02 PM

Training on Tuesday starts at 3~ Cya.

Anonymous/5:38 PM

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enamored_hunn/12:47 AM

Hanisah's photos durin chalet is up. Augh. No comments.

Anonymous/12:43 AM

HEY. I got the Netball calendars with me. If you want it. PAY UP! heh.

Anonymous/11:11 PM

Right. I shall stop being the devil. Tore down the Joke of the moment and replaced it with the Photo of the moment. Any nice photos that you think you've shot and is good enough to be displayed come and send me......~

Anonymous/12:14 AM

yOz. Hey, on the 31st we're going to Mdm Lee's house right?. Unfortunately we got the morning slot. So TAMPINES people meet at 9.45-10.00 to avoid being late. So by the time we reach AMK, its around 11++?. When are we gonna get the gift? Are we buying the whole set? AHH. Baby stuffs are so CUTE!!!! -squels- Anyways, when are we getting em? AND WHY IS EVERYONE SO DEAD.

Anonymous/11:28 PM

Lx's Hari Raya photos are now up. Thanx xiao mei!

Anonymous/5:27 PM

MERRY XMAS EVERYONE!! Hope you guys enjoy the festive holiday. Dont eat TOO much ait. Heh. Watched Mr Bean just now. I'm slow. Just realised the turkey's fucking beeg! Was that a REAL turkey? -faints- Grossed me out man. -shudders-
*waves* Happy Hols.

















Btw, school's reopening in 8 days time. *panics*

Anonymous/11:40 PM

sighx. bored. to the shooters, thanx for coming early. haha. right. -everyone stares at fana- sorry. shant be late again. bleargh. no need to rub it. -glares at people- i know. -remembers quote-
If you made a mistake, Admit it. Learn from it. Dont repeat it.
Right? Anyways, dont think I have any more photos with me left. Sorry I cant upload the [embarassing] video that you all took during my forfeit, and the one Liyana took during the Animal Farm. I seriously cant upload so dont doubt my honesty. :P
Have a one nice week break. Remember to do your 30 mins jog. At least twice. Can do more if you want! lol. And your crunches and push ups. Shall see you guys on Tuesday ait?
Jerseys. Haha. Trust me and Weiwei.. :) Hee~

Anonymous/12:15 AM

TMR's Training will start at 2. Which means, be in school by 1.45. Shooters please come by 1.15 and SHOOT. No aspiring shooters please. Ball pickers are gladly welcome to come early and help out. :) Heh.

Camp photos are up!! Enjoy.

Anonymous/5:39 PM

Whoo. Its late. Around this time, some people will be chatting away. =(

Anonymous/12:37 AM

There's training this Tuesday, 23rd December. At 3. Shooters need to come at 2. To get tortured. Hahahahaha.. =P But seriously. But I just realise that I'm the only shooter who reads this. And Hafizah? Does Jodine read this? Hai. Remember our talk, be in school 15 minutes earlier. All taped and fully dressed. Hah...

Anonymous/6:43 PM

It's not necessarily the amount of time you spend at practice that counts; it's what you put into practice that makes the difference.

The way a team plays as a whole determines its success. You may have the greatest bunch of individual stars in the world, but if they don't play together, the club won't be worth a dime. -Babe Ruth

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person's determination.

You must be in control of yourself before you can control your performance.

Take the criticism as a challenge to work hard. It will make you a better athlete and a better person.

If you train hard, you'll not only be hard, you'll be hard to beat.

"You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them."-MJ

A successful coach is one who is still coaching.

Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.

Ask not what your teammates can do for you. Ask what you can do for your teammates.

Set your goals high, and dont stop till you get there.
I've always believed not matter how many shots I miss, I'm going to make the next one.

Experience tells you what to do; confidence allows you to do it.

Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should accomplish with your ability.

Anonymous/5:27 PM

Updated the rest of the chalet photos. Not according to the time that it was taken. haha.

Anonymous/3:14 PM

NEW!
Check out the Joke of the moment! Haha. The photo looks a lil funny cause I had to expose it alil. Too dark cant see her expression. =P

Anonymous/2:53 PM

Boo! I want camp AGAIN!!! =( Missing it already... =( sighx. Too tired to upload the photos. Haha. Maybe tmr or sth.

Anonymous/1:40 PM

New!
My raya photos are up! Some are a lil blur sorry. I made an accout for you guys to sign in.
Member name:netballer
password:tkgs
But I have yet to varify it. So i doubt you guys can go in first..=Hahaha. Easy? Chalet photos are up too! Its only the first day. Shall update the rest when I get back from camp! =)

Anonymous/12:19 AM

oh did you all know that wolves howls dont echo? And the sound of the Whale is as loud as a rocketship. And cows kill more people than sharks! I'm serious! Animal Planet. Hahaha.

Anonymous/11:08 PM

I'm psyched for the camp! hahaa. Packed liao. call me kiasu. actually not really. under wear havent yet. LOL. anyways, thankew lx for the speedy uploads. sorry i still cant. still have chalet ones wit me =(. gimme a cable!

Anonymous/11:04 PM

New stuff.
Lx's photos are up!

Anonymous/10:55 PM

Boo!
Camp in 4 days. Wombats! a Must to bring. Minmin's gonna bring the big momma. And jersey for the VJ friendly.

Anonymous/11:53 AM

Shoot me. I'm bored. Cheeky self got mischievious. Check out the Joke of the moment. =) Sorry you guys. But its reallllly hilarious! =P

Anonymous/8:34 PM

Sorry. Another thing to ask.
Are we going to Mdm Lee's house on 31st December? Are we?Are we?

Boy. LX, is this lively enough? =P

Anonymous/8:08 PM

ME again. About the jerseys. Its your PE shirt sizes not the current jersey size. Anyways, the plan is, I think CY will be asking from Hazel about her prices and will compare with the FBT ones. Btw FBT costs $13. School will subsidise a certain percentage. Yeap. I think I'll be going down to check the designs tmr.

Anonymous/4:33 PM

Hanisah: Takper lah. I'll give your copy to someone else.

Updates
There will be training on Tuesday. No friendly cause TJC not prepared. o.O So please be in school before 3pm! And on the 19th and 20th, during the camp, we'll be having friendlies with VJC and SJC respectively. YEAY! hahahaha...

Anonymous/1:58 PM

farhanah? izzit too late to cancel the calender order?

enamored_hunn/1:02 PM

Important

1. Netball Calendars
   Those who ordered can you guys please pay me or Mitch 5 dollars for the calendar cause Mitch's mom is paying for us first.
   
   
   
   • LX [Hey I'm not sure if you wanted but if you dont I'm givin yours to Steph our jr]
     
   • Shimin
     
   • Debre
     
   • Hanisah
     
   • Qinwei
     
   • Farhanah
     
   • Rury
     
   • Weeling
     
   • Hafizah
     
   • Jodine
     
   
   
   
   
2. Jerseys!
   
   
   
   • Can you guys please tell me your T-shirt sizes as soon as possible? Please remind me.. Heh. Thanx!
     
   
   
   
   
3. Training
   
   
   
   • Please be reminded that there will be training next Tuesday although the schedule did not state so. We would either have a friendly with TJC or training as usual. If there's gonna be a frennllyyyyy please be in school earlier for warmup. If not, be in school by 3.
     

Anonymous/12:31 AM

yeah lor. nothing to update anyways.
Thursday 11/12/03 training will be changed from 3-5 pm. Please take note. And please bring your consent formmzz..

Anonymous/3:49 PM

hello....diz blog seems dead now....

enamored_hunn/10:27 AM

Hey hey hey. I must say, the chalet's a success. At least, it was quite fun wasnt it? Yes, I'm here. havent bathe yet. Heh. I still smell BBQed Chicken. And my eyes are still sore from the SMOKE. -eyes water- Anyways, was it FUN? YES IT WAS. Haha. I hope you guys enjoyed yourselves lah. At least those who stayed over got a break from their parents for 2 days right? =P. Oh, Qinwei and Rury, HAVE A SAFE TRIP TO MALAYSIA!! Enjoy! I'll be uplaoding the pics sometime next week. The wire not with me. So sad. Argh. I hope you guys dont get diarrhoea [sp?]. I believe that all the satays and chicken were well cooked. =P
Please remember to bring your consent forms on the 11th.

Anonymous/11:07 PM

booHoo...i want to sleepover at chalet.... :(

enamored_hunn/8:58 PM

hey hey hey! tomrow's the chalet! hahaha. eh, aching man. are you all aching? madness. my poor knees. sore sia. =S eh ketam. ur lame question is stooooopid. grrrr. new nick names for hanisah and shimin. ketam and lou han[ sp?] .. hmm.


bored. bored . bored. bored. bored. bored.

Anonymous/4:29 PM

hey. the great one is back! LOL. missed me? missed me???? =P

Anonymous/10:21 PM